Monday, December 17, 2007

Alcohol

Sanaz could not find me. She thought that it may be due to her alcohol intoxication. It was a big cabin and she had to search three stories. The rest of the individuals present did not realize that I was missing. Sanaz finally found me. I was spread out in the middle of a flight of stairs. I had not been able to make it to the bottom of the flight and had passed out in the middle of my journey to the bottom floor of the cabin.
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Act one started with me singing an "Andy" song on top of a stool in the bar, and Sanaz spilling her drink on the lap of an innocent bystander. Act two was Mohammad trying to keep both Sanaz and I from running across the street in order to get to the next bar. Act three was was when I asked Mohammad to take Sanaz outside because she was not feeling well, and ending up puking myself when the fresh air had contact with my face. Act four was Payam trying to drive my car to take us home and having to immediately halt in order for Shideh to hurl. Even though shideh did not have much to drink apparently throwing up is contagious for her. Act five was Sanaz and I both making sure that each other's hair does not get in the way of our puke. The final act was Mohammad laughing at my loud moans coming from the upstairs bedroom, as I was laying helpless on Sanaz's bed.
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It was new year's eve in Vegas. Anahita was taking a nap with her head on her lap as she was sitting very close to the roaring band. We continually threw pieces of paper at her. She would raise her head once every few throws, look at us and go back down. She ended up dancing on the side walk to her own singing of "man delam mari ro mikhad...".
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Maryam went to the bathroom. She did not return. I had to go see what the hold up was. She had locked herself in the stol and would not open the door. She refused to come out or let any one in. The manager of the bar had to be called. He continually demanded that I get my friend out. I was helpless. Maryam was assured that Houman had gotten the car and is waiting by the curb. She came out and was carried to the car.
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Bahareh and Maryam were passed out in the freezing car as the rest of us were having a 3:00 a.m. breakfast in the restaurant. Maryam kept trying to see if Bahareh was breathing. She concluded that Bahareh was dead due to not being able to see her breath. Bahareh finally had to let out a mellow moan in order for Maryam to calm down.
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One morning Sasan woke up on the lawn in front of his dorm. He realized that the night before he had not quite made it inside the building before he had passed out!
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Good times, good times...

5 comments:

Sanazi said...

I wish you were here to see the huge smile you put on my face! I would laugh out loud, but unfortunately I can't cause there are people around...

Unknown said...

I laughed so hard! So hard that made Peyman curious as to what the cause of the laugh was...As a result, he is reading your blog right now at the other corner of the room...

For the record, you were not throwing pieces of paper at me. They were pieces of ICE! Do you actually think that I would have woken up just by pieces of papers?!! Take a look at my Orkut album and you see for yourself :)

Sanazi said...

na na anapilaa! you're mixing it up...shabi is talking about Vegas 7 years ago! new year's eve! music lounge! us throwing paper at you! me dancing on the chair!

Unknown said...

Nooo Nooo Nooo :) I'm not mixing it up. I swear I still feel the cold ice on my back. Maybe you were throwing paper and Houman was the one throwing ice at me...But then again..."Alcohol"...What do I know?!

Shaghayeg-Ghanbari said...

Way to go girl! It was really funny!
I remember our last trip to Vegas when Anna and Ghazaleh fell asleep on top of each other on the couch and we started taking pictures!!!!